I’ve decided I don’t want to date for awhile. I don’t even want to play or snuggle with anybody either. There will be no sex in this champagne room.
Why would I want to do something stupid like that?
Because it hit me as my last date left my apartment that I deserve better. Not because I’m all that or I’m perfect or great, but because I owe it to myself. I was so desperate for human companionship that I sank to a level where I was begging for it. No woman should ever have to beg for sex. Or cuddling. Or companionship. It should come naturally.
I need to take a step back and reevaluate what I want, what I am and where I want to be. I need to look at what I became and what happened when I gave into urges and desires that sent me on a path I’m not proud of going on.
Does this change my sex toy reviewing? No. Will this change my libido in any way? Probably not. What this will do is refocus my attention on me and working to make myself better before I can expect someone else to fix my problems. There’s a lot that’s wrong with me and my thought process. I jump into things and do and say thing without thinking. It’s time for my lawyerly training to be put to good use and use my brain and not my pussy.
I think for all intense and purposes, I have just taken a vow of celibacy. The only person fucking me is going to be me. The only person in my bed is going to be my stuffed animals and me. I’ll probably be lonely, but I know I have real, true friends to get me through it.
So when will this period of chastity end, you ask? When I know in my gut the time’s right.
I would like to proudly announce that I have welcomed a new contributor to this blog. Lexi is one of my best friends and we went to college together. We’ve laughed and cried together and even shared a bed on a few occasions. Sorry, fellow perverts. Nothing to report from those occasions considering I was still in denial of my own kinkiness at the time and I would never make a pass at a close friend.
A few weeks ago I showed Lexi this blog during a conversation and quite frankly, I think she was shocked. It may seem like I have always been this kinky, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. In college I was the textbook repressed Midwest girl. I spent hours looking at sex toy websites only to never do anything about the urges and desires just bubbling under the surface of my sanity. I only grew into my own skin until after I graduated and left Lexi back at school (she’s two years younger than me.)
I offered her the opportunity to write something to be posted here and then I figured, why the hell not. Make her a contributer! So here we are. I look forward to providing my readers with a different view of kinkiness from someone just starting her own journey into this world (though admittedly a lot slower than me.) I also look forward to providing Lexi with new experiences and an outlet that she may not have.
I’ll be posting her first post later tonight and I hope you all give her a warm, warm welcome.
It’s been brought to my attention that the email address in the “Undercover Kinkster” contest post had my email address listed wrong. DO NOT SEND STORIES TO “firstname.lastname@example.org.” Please send stories to missisabel0329 [at] gmail [dot] com.
If you previously submitted stories to the wrong email address, you will need to forward or resubmit the story to the correct email address.
I apologize for the mistake and inconvenience. Some poor person is reading your stories. I feel terrible about this. This is what happens when my brain shuts down when I’m typing something without thinking. Ooopsie.
“Tell Me Your Best Undercover Kinkster Moment” Contest!
I am excited to announce my first ever (and hopefully first overall) contest that I’m holding here on Diary of an Undercover Kinkster. There are some great prizes and the opportunity to win lots of different things. The best part is there won’t be just one winner – there will be many!
In the spirit of furthering and promoting the ideals of being an “undercover kinkster,” I thought I would theme this contest as well. I want to know what your biggest undercover kinkster moment has been in your life. It can be anything. As big or as little, as momentous or insignificant, as public or private as you want. I want to know your stories. Did you wear a butt plug to dinner and suck off or finger your significant other under the table? Or did you send dirty pictures to someone on your phone from work in the bathroom? Did you have sex in the bathroom of your grandparent’s house at the family reunion while everybody was out back having lemonade? Are you pierced or tattooed in such a way nobody but someone who has you naked would know? What one defining moment is your biggest undercover kinkster moment? I want to know!
(1) $25 Eden Fantasys
gift certificate code
(2) One Lelo Ella in black
(3) Various Wet Personal Lubricants products including Wet Ultimate Pleasure Gels
(4) Screaming O vibrating cock ring
(5) Victoria’s Secret sparkling body powder and applicator
(6) Gift set of all Sex Tarts flavored water-based lubes (pillow packs)
I would like to thank Wet Lubes for sponsoring prizes #3 and 5. Check them out at their website for great products, coupons, contests and other information.
There are multiple ways to enter and multiple ways to win. Each way is considered one entry, but number 1 is mandatory. Without this entry, you will not be entered into the contest and not eligible to win. Also please don’t enter if you don’t feel comfortable giving me a postal address to which I can send your prize as well. United States residents only sadly. Postage outside the US is just too expensive for me. All entries must be submitted by April 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm Central time to qualify.
One winner will be chosen from the submitted undercover kinkster stories and the remaining winners from the other methods of entering. The drawing will be random and even I will not be able to tell you ahead of time who will win. One of the larger prizes will go to the winner of the undercover kinkster story portion of the contest. Make your stories good because I will be choosing what I consider to be the best from that bunch for the prize.
Additionally, I will be posting the stories in one big post when the contest is over, so please specify if you would prefer to be anonymous or have your name/handle attached to your story when you submit it.
Ways to Enter
1. (Mandatory Entry!)
Submit your best “undercover kinkster” moment story to me via email. You can email me at missisabel0329 (at) gmail (dot) com
. Please put the subject line “Undercover Kinkster contest
” so I know what I’m getting.
2. Tweet about the contest using the phrase: “Tell @MissIsabel0329 your best undercover kinkster moment and win! #Undercoverkinkster #contest http://bit.ly/b8tDQo.” Please only tweet once a day. Tweeting more than once a day will be considered spamming and I will not count that day’s entry. Make sure to comment here with a link to your tweets so I know where to find them.
3. Blog about the contest. Talk about it however you want, but make sure to include the address to this blog post. Make sure to comment here with a link to your blog post so I know where to find it. You can only do this once.
4. Talk about this on Facebook/Myspace/whatever social network you use. Once a day maximum. Make sure to comment here with a link to each posting so I know where to find it.
5. Comment on my Eden Fantasys reviews or follow me on Eden Fantasys. Please make sure to comment here with a link telling me about your comment or following me.
6. Follow my blog through Google Connect. Make sure to comment here that you’re following the blog now.
7. Follow my Twitter account. Make sure to comment here that you’re following my Twitter account or I won’t know that’s why you’re following me.
Please comment once for each separate entry.
Got all that? Numerous ways to enter this great contest!
Any questions? Post them here or email me. I will do my best to answer them in a prompt and timely fashion and in a way that is fair to everybody. Remember, you MUST submit an “undercover kinkster” moment story to be entered. Also remember don’t enter unless you feel comfortable sharing a mailing address with me so I can send you your prize if you should win.
Go forth and show me your undercover kinkster sides!
I’m putting together a contest that will go up sometime this week and continue through the end of the month.
Details to follow soon.